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Well, we're gonna get married.
it's johnny cammareri!
instead of at the City Hall with strangers at the door,
Listen, would anyone like some coffee?
What's that smell?
I held out for love.
I am a genius!
- Loretta! - OK, I'm sorry. I'll do it today.
- That woman was a student of yours? - Sheila? Yeah, she was.
- I was dead. - Me, too.
I told her we were to be married and she got well right away!
All right, I'm guilty. I confess.
- My mother is slipping away. - How long do I have to wait?
You're supposed to be in Palermo.
So what do I got? I got no man, no baby, no nothing.
Let's go into the kitchen.
maybe I wouldn't have had the bad luck I had.
You think you're the only one who ever shed a tear?
Flight 604 for Rome with connections to Palermo is now boarding at gate 43.
How am I supposed to do your income tax with this mess you've got here?
- Did you see la bella luna last night? - Ah, si.
- Be quiet, Raymond! - Hey! How about a date tonight?
My lady friend has a personality disorder.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Oh, she's got it.
Yes, Ronny. In front of all these people, I'll marry you.
Lo so. Va bene, va bene!
What are you doing?
- It's nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you.
It's too much like death.
You're rich as Roosevelt. You're just cheap.
What about the wedding?
It’s Johnny Camnarerie!
- Oh, look at that. - It's something, isn't it?
Ah, red roses.
Thanks.
We can talk about it, right? Everybody knows.
- It's a man's ring! - It's temporary!
So what's your news?
How long must I wait?
Oh. Hi.
You'll ruin the evening... Patricia, please, don't leave.
19 Cranberry Street, Brooklyn.
This is the most tormented man I have known.
And die!
call me after you tell her, OK?
Johnny's got a big apartment. We'll move in there.
Howl, howl!
Son of a bitch!
You haven't once said you like my dress.
- I got a lot on my mind... - Don't say that.
- Wow. - Look at that.
So, five years ago, you got your hand cut off and your woman left you.
Hey guys, why don't we make her some soup, and get her some juice and things? That's a great idea. I can get a pot!
And go to confession.
What's the matter with you?
halfway to Sicily, you'll be green and sweating.
How come you didn't be with your mother in Palermo?
- Have you called my brother? - No. I'm sorry, no, not yet. I forgot.
I'm here. You're late!
Maybe I should come back another time.
Today she tells me that she never loved him,
Stupid yourself.
Bobo, take the cart away.
The guy who sends those spends a lot of money
He has his!
I'm in love with this man.
She's asleep. Look at all the flowers.
- Where did Johnny find you? - He knew my husband who died.
It costs money because it saves money.
A good bachelor customer for 20 years.
Sit down. Have some coffee.
And Johnny came in here.
He's a plumber.
- But it is. - Not to me!
Oh. Nice to meet you. I'm Rita Cappomaggi.
Yes, John Anthony Cammareri, I will marry you. I will be your wife.
Yes, Mrs Castorini. I would love some.
My brother Johnny took my life from me.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
All right?
But,
Nothing can replace the family, Loretta.
- I know. - You should think about this.
I don't know where I've been and I don't know where I'm going.
Amen.
I should have taken a rock and killed myself years ago.
- Thanks, Ma. - You're welcome.
I don't believe in curses.
I AM A GENIUS
Come on! Andiamo! Insieme.