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Because Christmas Eve is here! Oye!
I need a store I can break into or a place run by a Hindu
Well, we'll get you up and running
(GRUNTS)
Giant pointy swords hurt babies!
Mmm...
Okay, Abe, let's win this war quick
(GASPS) Cold! So cold!
(MARGE BREATHING HEAVILY)
(QUACKING)
Cyrus, you be careful up there.
And then when I did, the war was over
Quiet, you. I'm talking to my best gal.
ABE: A shaving kit?
These holiday cookies swell my fat
Who could've performed such a cruel miracle?
Kings don't hurt babies
And now I'm off.
(BOTH GASP)
I knew you'd forget.
Cat
Why you little... (THUNDER CRASHING)
(COOING)
Don't be nervous, Ned.
(ALL SCREAMING)
I told Grampa we'd be away
(GRUNTS)
Oh, I feel like I'm born-again again!
(CHUCKLES)
Kamikazes at two o'clock!
(ABE GRUNTING)