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(CHUCKLING) Oh, that's great.
And now to bring joy to boys and girls around the world!
A carpenter named Joseph
Santa, one thing's still buggin' me.
(AMERICAN PATROL PLAYING)
Here's the tag.
Gnah, gnah, gnah.
Sorry I never called, Abe.
along with my big brother, Cyrus.
Now let me crawl inside you.
Well, I don't usually drink after lunch but...
We gotta get Dad a lousy tie
ABE: By Christmas Eve, our hopes of rescue were fading.
Look at 'em with their bright, airy narthex and light, flaky Eucharist.
We jacked my prices up so high
(SINGING) It's the most wonderful time of the year
Because Christmas Eve is here!
Trying to kill Santa. What's it to ya?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
And now, if you like, I'll take you to him.
(WAILING)
who will grow up to become King of the Jews!
I got an old score to settle!
Your brother didn't die in the war, Abe.
Really?
We bring gold.
But nothing to hang on the wall?
[ Gurgling ]
We'll get together for a while
Rudolph is missing.
Follow that glow!
Give it back! Give it back! He'll kill us all!
Now, I'll just get my present for you.
(CHITTERING)