Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(LAUGHING) No. You hang up first.
Okay, Christmas, Christmas...
So many little plastic Christmases ruined.
But I loved him all the same.
(ALL GRUNTING)
Can you do something?
Hmm, you like physical comedy, eh?
Ah, wise man. eh? Pick two.
What do you have against Santa?
I said wives, not girlfriends.
It's because you're using regular batteries.
Uh, the King of the Jews we seek is a newborn child.
Well, he will be able to heal the sick.
with his home address on it?
Diamond ring, a vase by Ming some kind of useful kitchen thing
(GROANING)
(CLEARS THROAT)
Every year at this time, I show what's probably my most-requested clip!
(GRUNTING)
It's true, I tells ya! (BELLS JINGLING)
Gah! Except for that!
Oh!
Oh, it's nothing really. Just seagull brains and snail goo.
(YAWNS)
It's not over! It's just intermission!
because you don't have to pay for the music rights.