Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CHUCKLES)
ABE: Days turned to weeks. Weeks turned to months.
The Christmas rush has cleaned me out
Which alternative am I opening so first?! Which alternative am I opening so first?!
Somebody should've beat you with a tricycle years ago!
Aw...
Sorry, Chuckles. Change of plan.
bearing gifts for the King of the Jews.
H Y
Yup. I was a Navy pilot in the Pacific
You know how your paperboy always sends you a Christmas card
On this island, military rank means nothing.
How'd you like to be the Archduke in charge of coconuts?
Frankincense.
I've got the Messiah's nose! I've got the Messiah's nose!
Cyrus, I miss you every day.
I say we call it a Christmas tree.
Hmm?
Bad news, Ned.
(WHIRRING)
Grr. Why should I care? it's all humbug
That's quite a tale, Grampa.
And yet, lam with child.
Oh, my God!
Maybe next year, huh?
Oh, Bart, Why'd you ask him a follow-up question?