Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now hold still.
Fifteen! Whoo! That sounds like a lot of sex.
No time left to procrastinate
or my name ain't Young Abraham Simpson! or my name ain't Young Abraham Simpson!
Christmas is a family day
Anyhoo, I'd like to tell you all a little story
Manger danger! Manger danger!
Come on, baby.
Rancid lard? Aw, you shouldn't have.
Oh! Thank you, boys.
except you don't really have the "good,"
You hang up first. No, you hang up first.
Oh, Hoyven good King Herod,
all with brand new carpeting.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Paper cut!
(CLATTER)
I guess I must've run into a sudden storm.
What a beautiful Hanukkah bush!
Fine! I'll spend Christmas Eve with the raccoons.
You know, Simpson, we've had our dust-ups.
Don't you worry. I got plenty of rooms in my inn,
I was a Navy pilot in the Pacific.