Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Welcome to the International Creature Convention.

One Shamearita, please.

-Hey! All right!

-Toyota Cumry? -Yeah, Cumry. Yeah, you guessed it.

They're perfect. I mean, I don't know what they look like.

You'll find I have many modes of payment. And she's gone.

'Cause I'm the fool and you're the perfect one!

-Yes, tell us how repulsive we are! -Yeah, we are sick!

-Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm in love with you.

If I could, I'd put them all in my ass at once.

What's up, my fellow Shame-heads?

What are we waiting for?

We're only here for two days!

Shut up, you wretched cuckold!

Was it too heavy-handed when I said, "your worst nightmare"?

-Hey, Rochelle, my trusted best friend.

Ooh! Say goodnight, Lionel.

What? Rochelle and Dante?

No, I'm not, 'cause here's the thing.

God, I've never felt so alive. Step on my dusty little dick!

-Hey, bestie. See you up in the room? -Yup! You got it.

Ooh! Get in here.

You know, I've just found that love is nurturing and eternal,

Say you're a lying, two-faced slut and a shitty friend.

and now you're getting this stupid award, but heads up, you guys!

-Just kidding. Congratulations, honey.

…into a flesh pretzel.

I'm Asha, by the way.

-Shut up and kiss me! -Oh, right.