Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, it's Lionel.
No, thank you.
-Go on, you can call me whatever you like. -No! My husband, Arsalan.
No, I think they're very normal.
Oh, my naughty little Instant Pot--
Shame and sex mixed together.
-Hey, I'm glad you're here.
No! A long fall is painless. Too good for him. Use this instead.
Good for them, I love those guys. I fucking hate you, though.
Are you into me?
Yeah, but not just me though, right?
The winner is
Hey, amigo, amigo, since you're getting so many T-shirts,
-What? That's a million times worse! -No! No, it's better.
Oh!
You thought wrong. Now, take off your cloak, you rat-fuck.
Well, you're gonna die hungry, boo, because the kitchen is closed this year.
Yeah, it felt weird immediately coming out of my mouth. I'm sorry.
-He really is the fucking worst, right? -Of course!
who is riddled with chlamydia, which I gave to him.
-Go, Vlad, go! -You're a shoo-in for this one, babe.
-And if you don't know ayahuasca-- -Let me guess, it's the best part?
Yes, I'm a pawn in your shameful sexual chess game.
Well, good. Let's keep it that way.
when he never gave a fuck about me.
And I can't wait to judge all your shameful dalliances from the sidelines.
I know! Now that we said "I love you,"
-You're such a smug bitch!
Simon Sex, what is more important to the human experience, love or lust?
Walter, my love. You look good enough to eat.
You still agree with that statement, correct?
"Life is short, so come upstairs to my room and fuck me."
Well, neither.
Please welcome Vladimir,