Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-What? That's a million times worse! -No! No, it's better.
Please welcome Vladimir,
-Go, Vlad, go! -You're a shoo-in for this one, babe.
And I can't wait to judge all your shameful dalliances from the sidelines.
-You're such a smug bitch!
You thought wrong. Now, take off your cloak, you rat-fuck.
Simon Sex, what is more important to the human experience, love or lust?
I know! Now that we said "I love you,"
Yeah, it felt weird immediately coming out of my mouth. I'm sorry.
who is riddled with chlamydia, which I gave to him.
when he never gave a fuck about me.
"Life is short, so come upstairs to my room and fuck me."
Hey, amigo, amigo, since you're getting so many T-shirts,
Well, neither.
-And if you don't know ayahuasca-- -Let me guess, it's the best part?
-He really is the fucking worst, right? -Of course!
-Go on, you can call me whatever you like. -No! My husband, Arsalan.
The winner is
Walter, my love. You look good enough to eat.
Shame and sex mixed together.
No, thank you.
No! A long fall is painless. Too good for him. Use this instead.
Oh, my naughty little Instant Pot--
Oh!
No, I think they're very normal.
Good for them, I love those guys. I fucking hate you, though.
-Hey, I'm glad you're here.
Are you into me?
You still agree with that statement, correct?
Yes, I'm a pawn in your shameful sexual chess game.
Yeah, but not just me though, right?
No, it's Lionel.
Well, you're gonna die hungry, boo, because the kitchen is closed this year.
Well, good. Let's keep it that way.