Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And miss an exclusive opportunity to network with industry thought leaders?

Yeah, of course.

Get over here, and bring that chewed-up piece of shit dick with you.

You know when love and lust work together…

while lust is cheap and disappears after a nice fat O.

-No! No, no, no! -I'm dying!

Well, IIII am going to the business center

Hi, housekeeping? Would it be possible for you to blindfold a housekeeper

You're truly unwell!

There's a rule?

And I'm gonna put both my thumbs in your butt.

-Oh, okay! Lookie what I found. -Be careful with that.

Hey, Simon Sex, you beautiful bastard. How are you?

-You're positively demented! -Mmm, yes.

Look at this room! It is a mess!

Emmy, sit down, you're making a fool of yourself.

Please don't turn away.

Well, I've gotta run. I'm getting a drink with Philip Fuck before my seminar.

They should make a drink called, "Backstabbing Whore on the Beach."

Spunk Tank. Take a dip in the Spunk Tank.

We got Homer Simpson titty-fucking a Bart Simpson.

You actually thought you were going to murder me and steal my wife?

So… you maybe wanna give up your table? There's kind of a line.

Well, 'cause it'd be fuckin' weird to say it to you.

You know, usually when I open envelope, is money for fellating penis.

-Hey, I love you, too, brother. -Wow.

Nothing! I'm just really, really

Indeed! Hurt me, lover.

I mean, that could put down a fuckin' horse.

Hey, thanks a lot, man. I love you.

I heard a guy in Iceland made a car that runs on ejaculate, it's called--

Hello? I know you can see me.