Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, my heart can't handle these once-a-year flings with him.

An unholy trinity of sickos engaging in a perverted ménage à shame.

Sure thing, lover.

Well, it's a male housekeeper.

that my best friend was just hooking up with

Oh! I suppose, uh…

It's cold in here. Are you… Are you finding it cold in here?

with your asshole.

That's the friend that Rochelle was "not an asshole to."

Let's make ravenous love in front of him, darling.

Goodbye, my love! Thank you for a beautiful weekend.

-Lionel… -I'm gonna kill him again!

I made myself clear. I can't keep having sex with you.

Damn it, Connie, I knew this would ruin everything.

I feel so trapped.

Roll up, roll up. Jars of cum from around the world.

I stepped on my boyfriend's tiny dog.

and I hate Maury and Connie jerking each other off under the table!

God, I've missed you.

All right. You're buying.

-Fucking disgusting! -On my fucking tits!

I kissed Dante at Doug's wedding,

about tugging and chugging your way through a parade of strangers.

and she's additionally also bad.

I don't want to destroy your ass, I want to protect it.

I'm not seeing my belt anywhere.

I mean, you're basically telling me that Dante loves you