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I know, but it's over--
Emmy! Honey, honey, you're getting very hate-wormy. Are you okay?
No, nope. Not at all.
and I've been keeping it from her!
The Mexico City office.
You like it? I bought it just for this conference.
Excuse me, barkeep? Hello?
I love it.
Stop! Float there naked.
but then he came here, and he told me he loves me, and…
That is butter, ma'am.
Baby, I'm in love
What's up, Maury? That's your fourth sigh in two minutes. Spit it out.
And I hate how this room suddenly got…
I mean, logically, I can't be upset about Rochelle and Dante.
All right, we got a shout-out in her tirade!
-Think Sting without a deadline. -Uh… Oh, God.
how fucking self-centered you are.
"Pathetic Loser With a Hideous Braided Belt"?
I don't know, I guess I'm just an affectionate guy.
not in love with you.
-Emmy, please. I-- -You know what? Fuck you, Rochelle.
Oh, someone's EpiPen is down here. Aiiee!
Okay, you should drink some water.
-You are a goddamn poet, man. -And you're a warrior, Maury. I love you.
Listen, where I'm from, we have a saying,
and I'm so, so, so, so sorry I kept it from you.
-It's not? -No, no, no. I'm here because I love you.
What is your deal? Why are you telling everyone "I love you" all of a sudden?
I wish I could do that.
Okay. Okay, I get it. Let me think.
Yeah, I already booked an appointment to get my stomach pumped.
Aw, Pete. So you think I have big tits, huh?