Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shut the fuck up and hide under the bed like the cum stain you are.
-I hate you so much! -Well, you're stuck with me.
Oh! A firearm.
and meets in the middle where your genital grows.
Are you excited for your annual fuckfest with Simon Sex?
-With pleasure!
Yeah, right. Bye!
Hey, waiter lady. Two more Bloody Marys.
-Want me to tell her you love her too? -Sure, she sounds nice.
Yeah, I do love him. Thank you!
Oh, dear.
Remember to tell him beforehand you want to keep the stuff that comes out.
Oh, my God, you're such an asshole.
Oh, my. What's this freaky little box do?
I don't know!
What's "the Dolly"?
T-shirts! Get your T-shirts! We got Mickey Mouse with tits.
Okay, but I'd rather make love to you. I mean, for many, many hours.
I guess murder's not such a big deal. It's just, uh…
Ha-ha-ha! You're gonna shoot me, you fucking weirdo?
Ooh, Walter, care to expand on your rude comment?
Just say it. Jesus. It doesn't have to be such a big deal.
He seems to be listening to a Mariah Carey album from start to finish.
Unless someone takes matters into their own hands.
-That's not what I said. -But it's what you think!
Oh, Rochelle, that makes me happier than… than hour five of an ayahuasca trip.