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T-shirts! Get your T-shirts! We got Mickey Mouse with tits.
Ha-ha-ha! You're gonna shoot me, you fucking weirdo?
I guess murder's not such a big deal. It's just, uh…
Unless someone takes matters into their own hands.
Okay, but I'd rather make love to you. I mean, for many, many hours.
Oh, my. What's this freaky little box do?
Oh, Rochelle, that makes me happier than… than hour five of an ayahuasca trip.
Oh! A firearm.
He seems to be listening to a Mariah Carey album from start to finish.
I don't know!
and meets in the middle where your genital grows.
-Want me to tell her you love her too? -Sure, she sounds nice.
-With pleasure!
Ooh, Walter, care to expand on your rude comment?
-That's not what I said. -But it's what you think!
Yeah, right. Bye!
Oh, my God, you're such an asshole.
Remember to tell him beforehand you want to keep the stuff that comes out.
Are you excited for your annual fuckfest with Simon Sex?
What's "the Dolly"?
-I hate you so much! -Well, you're stuck with me.
Hey, waiter lady. Two more Bloody Marys.
Yeah, I do love him. Thank you!
Oh, dear.
Just say it. Jesus. It doesn't have to be such a big deal.
Shut the fuck up and hide under the bed like the cum stain you are.