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You were right about me, too.
(beep)
Please--
of Bethlehem.
Mary Eunice-- her purity-- as a shield.
(praying quietly)
then you have to believe it has been done.
nothing about the nativity story.
(gasping)
Might just jump into you.
Thank you.
the first one did.
He's wearing that silly hat and that ridiculous beard.
♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪
I never thought I would see it.
(Lana Wails)
I think we should all go downstairs.
Did you know
I trust now my loyalty is no longer in question.
of my house with a toothbrush cleaning up-- no...
She should be stopped, for that reason alone.
(sighs)
every day, day after day,
You know what tonight needs?
The picture is to remind the public
(whispers): I think he did.
But you're right-- we'll have to think of something.
Don't you feel wonderful about being
♪ So let's give thanks to the Lord above ♪
Go rot in there, you bastard.
Nothing about Christ,
Dead.
I'm not feeling
SISTER JUDE: Help me!
no medicine, no bathing,
if I had a stool sample.
That mean old Grinch tossed out all of our ornaments.
Jesus, you don't know what Christmas means to me?
FRANK: All right.
And I'm feeling so full
...filled with the very icons of their lives.
I didn't fully understand why until now.
Do you appreciate that right now? Do you?
Nothing like a picture of happy, shiny faces
Maybe God is here,
(groans) Hands off, woman.
Another unfortunate soul.
monster. And what about you?
I'm a witness.
Look at the dust-- it's a junk room.
GIRL: Santa?
Lock the door.
an unarmed woman, Frank.
(applause)
It wouldn't be Christmas without one big ticket item
Ho, ho, ho!
to ward."