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All you have to do is meet him. Come on.
- So you started drinking. - So we started drinking, and...
...because you could get it at a discount?
What's that Red One on your sweater?
...a lot of good ones. Lot of good ones.
You can smell me without the drink.
- Well, Jerry told me that you did. - You told her?
Dick, I don't know what your problem is.
I wanted The Cashmere! High Mountain Cashmere!!!!
Nah
I’ll eat my dick if this sells for less than 800
George, this must have cost a fortune.
- Hey, what's that? - It's an early Christmas present.
- I'm going to try it on. - No. Don't try it on now. Try it later.
Oh, no. You do?
One drink like that, and he could fall right off the wagon.
We wanted the cashmere & we got it
It's off the wagon.
There's a job opening.
I don't think she'd notice. Can you see it?
I'm gonna get right to the point.
...and I tell you, people do that all the time.
That’s Dan Debias, the no-smell, no-tell attorney.
I have nothing. I haven't worked for a really long time.
- I find him very insightful. - No, I mean authors.
- I thought I'd never find it. - Today's your lucky day.
Wow. $85?
- Come on up. - That is damn good Scotch.
I didn't have an expression. I have a deviated septum.