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Merry Christmas
Think they brought it in pieces...
Nah
Do you have any bigger knives?
- Would you do me a favour? - Okay.
- What? - Listen, take it off.
Do you want to stand there having people going:
I couldn't afford anything.
Over here.
I can't believe I get paid for this.
Oh, but I grabbed onto his leg...
Hey, George, did you buy that sweater knowing the red dot was on it...
Jerry, George, what are you doing here?
This is beautiful. Is it cashmere?
- I have no room. - My foot's sticking out.
Well, you didn't have to say it like that.
How much did he save?
She's asking me all kinds of questions about it.
it’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
we'
- Yeah. - It's George.
That's the kind of knife I'm looking for.
That's right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan's, and I don't smell.
They had the hand blower instead of the paper towels. You know this thing?
Takes a little bit longer, but I feel when you're in a room...
Oh, a cashmere sweater.
...and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time.
Nah
- You swear? - I'm not swearing. I don't wanna swear.
...because I'm afraid I'm gonna leave somebody out.
- Come on. - Okay. Well, what am I drinking?
Of course it's cashmere.
You're still here? You're a dynamo.
- ...and this wouldn't have happened? - You knew he was an alcoholic.
They're having a little fling, so don't say anything to anyone.