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- Come on, swear. - No.
Get out of here.
I've always been attracted to cleaning women.
You never had sex in the office before?
Should I not have done that?
In the old days, how do you think they got the alcohol from town to town?
- Convulsing? - I don't know. I'm trying to help you.
I got the cranberry juice.
Is that cashmere?
But I didn’t want the change Georgie I wanted the cashmere
Merry Christmas!
When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town.
- I'm not saying anything. - Yes, you are.
And he started to walk away.
...and blades that are kind of serrated?
What am I doing here?
And he said:
- Who said that? - She did.
- I can't believe I get paid for this. - God.
Oh, Gordie Porgie.
Is that cashmere?
I repeated the word. Cashmere, cashmere...
And then he kicked me with the other foot...
Merry Christmas
I'd sell my wardrobe for a cashmere cardi
- Well, I can see it. - But you know where it is.
Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day.
I got news for you. I'm funnier than you are.
it’s come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office.
I had a feeling you would like it.
What's that red dot on your monolith?
Is that correct?
What? What red dot? What are you talking about?