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That is damn good cigar!
I would say...
I was sitting there in the office, and the cleaning woman comes in.
- Off the wagon? - I think it's off the wagon.
When the nipple makes its first appearance Of course
well
- Say it. - I said it.
Who do you read? - I like Mike Lupica.
Why it'll be our little secret...
He can't drink. He's an alcoholic. I told you to hold it.
- Oh, boy. Can you smell it? - No, I can't smell it.
I could lose my job. I gotta keep her quiet.
...because if anyone had said anything to me...
- Oh, you told her, didn't you? - No.
Kissing is sex
It's Cape Fear.
So guess who heckled me at the club last night.
Who do you read? I like Mike Lupica.
- Name a couple. - Who do I like?
Yes, you did. Yes, you did. I saw your expression.
It was just a little red dot.
Say you got a big job interview and you're nervous.
So George told me that you left the drink next to Dick's on purpose.
Perhaps I shall call you... Brian
Yeah, chambermaids, I'm attracted to them too.
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