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- And so you're hoping that this will catch on?
- How does Tommy fall asleep to this?
said the endangered California vole.
I had to lay off all my drivers.
Billy McFarland hired Adriana Lima
- Absorb. [chuckles]
[laughter] - A city boy.
Unless this is a kidnapper
- It can do everything an avocado used to do.
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the current angle is
LA Judaism's weird.
[chuckles]
We take a picture in an orchard.
Mrs. Baby Sir.
- We all drive for big farms in Simi Valley.
Mikaela Shaw, who, uh--
- Doesn't feel like it, does it?
- Like you're the real deal and not an impostor.
Over the years, I have put up billboards
- God, he's folksy. - You need water.
"We need to get to the root of this,"
- Well, I can move it.
- This is wrong.
you can find me on my farm in the Valley.
- I think we both know you don't believe that.
It adds up, right?
- Let me buy you guys a round.
- Except I'm still holding all the cards, Mr. Mayor.
- Come on, we gotta get back home
- And then I can't fall back asleep,
that feeling that you don't deserve to be here.
Inside, they did a really good job
before we take it to the mayor.
Anyway, impostor syndrome, that's your problem.
Fun fact: the avocado fish
- I saw you. You slept through Arpi's pitch.
- Not great, Arpi. - Poor thing.
- You narcoleptic skunk.
Whole warehouse full of 'em.
- Hey, where the hell have you been?
- Neil. [both chuckle]
and then 20,000 stoned idiots panicked
and that place is wetter than an Italian--
to drive the prices up
It's transparent...
Take it to the mayor? Dazzle him?
What can I do you for?
.
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