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so it's a hard no, Arpi.
and they can't get them. - Nodding, getting it.
- Now, get out of here.
I get water. People get their 'cados.
- Yup, now, eat it quick before it hardens.
- You can't mess with people's water, Arpi.
- This cannot be how you end your first 100 days, sir.
- Oh, all my friends call me Adolph.
This is a business problem,
Let's go to Chuck with the w-- Chuck with the weather.
- So yesterday,
- So how was the rest of your night?
That was a chair.
Oh, I'm so glad you called.
[cell phone ringing]
Well, absorb away, you walking phreatic zone.
- Um, yes.
- You must be mistaken. I don't have any drivers.
[bright music]
- Take some melatonin and watch a Cardi B ASMR video.
- Ah. What's that supposed to prove?
- We just need to find the next fad.
- Finally.
[pool balls clatter]
I've actually got a trucker's license.
Common street names include wa-wa, the drink, God's tears.
- So would you like to sleep?
- Adolphus Hass is here to see you.
- Well, if it isn't the man of the hour.
- Depth? [laughs]
- Well, then why does it say "do not eat" on the tag?
[quirky music]
I was thinking you could go more in-depth?
tractor trailer license, and the next day,
[bell dinging]
boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring,
- My children need their healthy fats.
- I really responded to... graph.