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I'm sorry to be calling so late,
- I think I'm gonna be all right.
- Oh. Hello, sir.
is not how I do things.
is pulling turtles apart to get their liquid.
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- I know what kept me up at night when I was your age.
had gotten on the plane.
Santa Monica, Burbank, Shondaland.
- Wow, and it's, uh, green, just like guacamole.
so obsessed with avocados in the first place?
- We'll be right back. - [retches]
You smell like the bathroom at a ferry terminal.
- Arpi, if we deprivatize the borings process,
- Because they harden.
You get all the headlines.
[alarm ringing] - Dad, what's going on?
Don't listen to anyone who says its real name
but you fell asleep last night while I was talking to you.
[laughter]
are bearing the brunt of this crisis.
is affecting the whole region.
“Почему он не вызывает тревогу?!”
- What do you mean, you haven't gotten any?
- Oh, gosh, that's hard. It's so good.
We don't have time for you!
- Yes! Please, I'll do anything!
but it's gonna be okay.
Tick-o-tockety, friend.
- Sir, a photo op and a positive headline
[crunching]
- Avocados are back on the shelves,
- Um, no, no, it's me.
but I feel terrible about what happened today,
- Tick-o-tockety for you.
- [whispering] No further questions.
And then we rebrand it as...