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so can I-- - Excuse me,
- Fine, the avocado fish was a bad idea, okay?
What do you want for lunch?
Is there an avocado crisis?
Wait, you're not pregnant, right?
“Почему он не вызывает тревогу?!”
- I know, rough morning. I haven't been sleeping.
I have to go flush out my dog bites.
of photoshopping the creature from "Shape of Water"--
- [sighs] - Very good.
[both laugh]
I'll call you every night and bore you to sleep.
in the middle of the ocean,
- And is it supposed to smell like that?
I'll boogie.
the safety of LA's drinking water?
- Harry Potter, take me to the ball?
and started drinking salt water.
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You weren't gonna ship in any water.
- Wait, is that supposed to be a clock?
- No, thank you. Go ahead, sit down.
- Okay.
'cause if you don't get those avocados on the street,
- Oh, I do.
- Me did?
But first, I do need something from you.
because the doctor was a mommy! - Uh, who is this--oh, oh!
Oh, the end! - [snorts]
- The agricultural commissioner says the avocado shortage
- There are protesters outside throwing monkeyface eel.
From the pitch yesterday, what would you cut?