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- Uh, sorry. What were you saying?
According to LinkedIn,
- [snores] [farts]
- What? - No, I was asking.
- If it's city business, it's never too late.
That's my move, and I sleep like a toddler.
- Kiss it. - You distract it
I mean, it's the story of this city.
Now my baby's back on keto.
So what do you say?
♪
- Delete that, and not just because
We need to find something that's abundant,
It's that feeling that you're in over your head
that feeling grows,
mayor, truck driver,
Zing!
in which case, I will not negotiate.
- A reference to the presentation.
'Cause one of them got in the pool and laid eggs.
- I'm sorry, is that just a folksy way of asking for money?
- Makeup-free Monday, very brave.
it went sideways fast.
- Yeah, and you almost got away with it too.
while you took a handout from my taxpayers.
I'll be your own personal little Lunesta insect.
so you need me.
but you wouldn't stop singing along with the radio.
[upbeat music]
but it's got a taste for skirts.
- It's this drought we're having.
butt in the air, belly full of milk.
Thank you for your time.
The whole city's out of avocados?
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- You son of a bitch!