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- Be-because it's mine, because I'm your boss.
- We're joined now live by the mayor's chief of staff,
that I have been solving my entire life.
- 24 hours max, people can stockpile.
- It happens. Our bodies betray us sometimes.
Gosh, he is really giving it to you.
I just don't know how to truck-drive my way out of this.
Uh, there's been an accident, and the doctor said,
- [snores] - Ms. Shaw?
That truck had been driven recently, at night.
[groaning]
She made him cry, and he was at Fallujah.
♪
That drought didn't ruin your harvest.
It was a little something called impostor syndrome.
and solving business problems is my middle name.
It's a cucumber's baby.
That poor truck's been there all week.
Give that guy a squeeze.
♪
- Hey, city man, okay? Just look at him.
- [gasps]
- Borings, they are anything but.
It's not.
Have you been talking for an hour?
- Well, I'm not supposed to talk about it,
♪
See, I've been meeting with all the local mayors:
- Do you remember when she caught the chief of police
Look, we're all scared,
- Okay, I'll quit torturing you.
Uh, I hope I'm not calling too late?
- Wait! Wait! - Sir, what's going on?
because of my oversized genitals.
- Oh, snap.
and blah, blah, blah.
I've been so excited to get into this with you.
with something it wants even more.
- Are you driving late?
Oh, but I'm getting ahead of myself.
- Right, your water table thing.
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