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How was dinner?
Wait a minute.
It was fuckin' stupid, I know it.
sometimes we're forced to work the same shift.
I should've seen it then, that's all.
Go be with your family and open your presents.
you went to a prayer meetin'?
But, this time, I want to use Promstry Bank.
Reporting live from downtown Newark...
missing from her purse yesterday.
I'm in Asbury.
Christmas Eve or Christmas day?
No...please.
The question is, what am I gonna do about Jackie?
I was supposed to write everything down for you?
with the red-tag garbage dumping in Paden City...
Yep.
You aura hypocrite
Speaking of which, who's that piece of ass?
My head is clanging like a bell.
Just enjoying the tree.
YOU BOTTOMED OUT
Hey! Hey!
Ho-fuckin'-ho.
Two guys over there, at that table...
Take it easy!
I don't know.
"not wasting your breath on the cocksucker"?
I haven't decided what to do with you.
Go on.
What happened to,
I got sucked off at Rutgers
The wife sends her love.
He's supposed to be here.
I remember him not bein' Santa.
John.
What is that, sapphires?
Don't be afraid, c'mon, sweetheart.
That was a paranormal event.
Hey! Watch the suit!
Boosting Salvation Army kettles now.
Come on, Janice, when's the last time
Fuck you, Santa!
We're just working.
How you doin', 'Mainy?
I'm not making memes here unless this pigsty is cleaned up
Merry Christmas.
i used to think the elves were their kids
From his description of his assailants,
the world don't run on love
my own personal funds.
in the music business today.
You should see the crowd of little people.
There's a quarter mil in there,
It's too late.