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Oh Aye, McChicken The other white meat
Baby back, baby back, baby back ribs
She kinda looks like a baby
its appropriate lunar alignment...
I know exact quotes
What do you think of these?
Perhaps next time you should try foreplay.
Do I really have to ask you two more times?
Chili’s!
I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Somebody get the stick
Damage report! Damage report!
DAMN Three times
I’ve lost my tokens
do you swing?
All right, then.
You used to be so virile.
Matti seriously ??
Right, then.
Penis.
Message for JTP
yes beryl trantchall? are you a tailor for the tailoring of tall tapered men? yes our cloth wool is soft as thee's fine men.
Give it a good tug.
Damn, three times!
I have to go.
So now my friends Kids ex is a trans man that is now married to a trans woman...oh no...
Who sent you?
Dr. Evil, this is 1969.
Where you feelimg
Frog Yes you are my special boy
What do you think of these?
I'll try the other leg.
The bone has gone through the skin.
Listen, Felicity...
I've beaten Dr. Evil before, and I'll beat him again.
What do you think of these?
Looking for this, Mr. Powers?
No we don’t knaw on our baby
He weighs a metric ton His name…cat bastard
Swinging Sixties, here I come, baby, yeah!
know this...
All right, zip it.
Meanwhile, you dig a pit...
No problem.
Time for.... Ribs.
Excuse me, Dr. Evil.
Head an evil empire just like his dear old dad
Shall we?
Oh, he's on.
Mini-Me, stop humping the laser.
OH THANK GOD
We're only up to chapter eleven in the "Kama Sutra."
I choose love, baby.
I got your hat
Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates?
Breathtaking.
I'm higher on the food chain Get in my belly!
Swallows. That's an interesting name.
You're all a bunch of f**ktards and fruit loops!
INPPLEST TWIST
Try the hot pockets. They’re breathtaking.
Do you smoke after sex? I dunno baby I’ve never looked
Do I make you thirsty, baby?
Yes we knew all along, sadly
Sorry, I farted.
You.
Show me the money, show me the money.
Apollo Eleven has cleared the tower...
When I see you walk in And you looking good
Teething
eighteen....
OK?
What do you think of these?
Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.
That is why I'm here to remind you
I put the grr in swinger, baby!
fifteen...fourteen...thirteen--
You're Tony the Tiger!
I can't stay mad at you.
Hello up there!
The world is mine, you--
That's enough. Yeah.
So what happened here?
Kill him.
Greg
who's filling in for scott donovan? bart corchran.
And I want a toilet made out of solid gold but it's just not in the cards, is it?
I can't let my feelings for you interfere...
It is shit, Justin
Captain, why don't you...
I'm a secret agent.
Good to see you.
-That's enough. -Yeah.
Help me check them.
'cause he wasn't giving me my props in Oaktown.
Nintendo, baby! Very Nintendo!
Sorry.
which is long enough to declare it legally dead.
Me and you
Right, here's the plan.
OK, here we go. Yes.
You don’t give a man a shot in the pills It’s just not cricket
What do you think of these?
I think we could get down to some serious business here.
I've seen bigger
You can’t win, check
Never fall in love again
Because you're not quite evil enough.
I just did what I thought you would do in the same situation.
What do we do?
You’re hairy like Franimal!
Well, it looks like you have a choice, Mr. Powers--
Stop it now, Austin!
Remember, by any means necessary.
Well don't you think you're all that and a bag of potato chips
I've got a turtle head poking out.
What do you think of these?
The guard, drawn by my cries of pain, comes to investigate.
General, we've got a situation here.
the entire island is crawling with Dr. Evil's guards.
but the real laser would be a lot like that.
I salute you.
I want my baby black baby black kittens
An evil doctor shouldn't speak aloud about his feelings
-Hello, everybody. -Hello, Basil.
You are adorable!
Damn! Two times
Sorry, love.
How could you do it?
or the praying donkey...
Poor little bugger
“Sick”
How much England looks in no way like Southern California
I was just thinking the same.
found only on one island, here, in the Caribbean.
I ate a baby
You don’t give a man a shot in the pills It’s just not cricket
My name is Mustafa.
Laser set to full vitality.
When did you get the Clapper?
He's at Paddington Station.
Fecal floatation
What do you think of these?
I GOT STUCK IN YOIR DIRTY PILLOWS
Well, listen up, sonny Jim...
entire meals come in pill form...
Come, Mr. Bigglesworth.
You'll have to kill me.
Take a look out of starboard.
Are you suggesting we let Lafayette get the plague? Would you miss it?