Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

“Scott, you had your chance, Ok?

Hot... for... you

Don't mess with me, I'm one crazy mo-fo.

What do you think of these?

Wherever you go There you are.

which is not good.

I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap.

Dr. Evil, you have a little of the...

What do you think of these?

When did you get zee Clapper?

and they'll escape!

You're the Diet Coke of evil.

'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out

Just one calorie, not female enough

-If you wanted-- -Shh!

What OPS will say

I'm going to kill you anyway.

I love young pussy

I was just thinking that maybe we could work all this out.

No shit, Sherlock!

I bid you adieu.

Prepare to die Powers

I've seen bigger. That's...

What do you think of these?

What do you think of these?

when we could process...

I've lost my Mojo

You're semi-evil.

Has the sample been analyzed?

Kanik, you complete me

What do you think of these?

You've been in the coldness of space.

Remember, there's a time portal in the main chamber.

Dad, what's that?

Do you think I'll be happy here in the Nineties?

Here goes nothing.

C-Shift, stop humping the Generator

He kinda looks like a baby.

I don't need any consistency in the questions, do I?

Mr. President, in twelve hours...

OK, everyone, let's get started.

Number 2, you look so healthy and dayshift

Scott would think I was a cool guy

Ah, Mr. Powers, Ms. Shagwell...

Just love him and stroke him.

And one for Tweener

Mr. Elvis Costello.

Zip it. Unveil the time portal.

Smishing, Basil

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me - Magma/Fire Puns

Begin laser ignition!

How about no, Scott?

Fat Bastard left a floater!

Cut me some frickin' slack.

I got nukes up the ying-yang.

Take care of yourself and each other.

Smashing, Baby!

Kill them both!

and you're a big dope.

We’re like sexy twin brothers

That would be the first question in a new line of questioning...

Nobody knows what you're talking about, ass.

What is it, son?

You get the mojo, you keep your money...

And now you're a lemur...

has been thwarted by Austin Powers.

You're fab, switched on, a bit of all right. Yes!

-Look, I'm Zippi Longstocking. -I can't--

Well, it looks like a giant...

I will destroy another major city every hour on the hour.

I am a sexy bitch

Hello mommy can I have some chocolates?

Go to hell, Powers!

Fire the "laser."

So for at least until tomorrow

Scott, Daddy's working...OK?

I've never felt better, Austin.

Hello, Agent Shagwell.

Dr. Evil, we have a problem.

But shouts rejected me

Oh, so that's why you--

Just make love to me.

See, you were gonna cry. You're a big man now, huh?

twenty-four...twenty-three...

I'll set the controls for 1967.

Are you suggesting we blow up the moon?

I've seen bigger

When a customer says you look rude

le conseguí el monitor pero no fue fácil

Try the hot pockets, they’re breathtaking

If we shift our resources...

Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

I can’t stand to be sent gifs more than three times

You're scheduled for a photo shoot...

Give me moment, hmm?

What do you think of these?

WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

don't why don’t you just listen to it "Operation Wang Chung, " ass?

AND I’M SPENT

I’ve got a dumper on deck that could chime a donkey

I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

The essence. The right stuff.

Can someone put a frickin' bell on him or something

Wait a tick. Who are you?

This time it's personal.

Too many “okays”

Well done, very good.

Not really, I can’t back that up

You take special care of him.

The belt is mine, you--