Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because of ♪ Christmas magic ♪

So I'll turn around.

It can be snow or Santa or beer or gin or rum or schnapps.

But this is your house. That's okay.

And, Santa, bless me with an internship at your company.

Come on, people! Sing!

Not a good idea to let my kids into your basement, by the way.

'cause you're doing it wrong!

Well, he's out.

I remember. I was still breast-feeding.

but with, uh, different words.

Isn't that right, Henry? No, Pop.

It was in his desk. Look at him.

Now Dad doesn't get a Christmas present.

Bobby, easy, easy.

Guys, guys, did you get presents for Mom and Dad?

I didn't get him anything.

Right now? In front of everybody?

Yep, so now Dad only sees Grandpa in 15-minute intervals.

The more you drum it, the more you lose?

All right, let's go.

I'm not taking anything anywhere

that make it look like a car.

You have ten seconds to find a gift for Dad. Go!

Talking about your heart, Bob, not your nipple.

Bend... bend your knees

Hey, Junior. How are things?

I'd give you this big, beautiful bow,

People can be pretty selfish, I guess.

Take your jokey burger specials and go!

Tina, new game.

We'll make you a tuna melt.

You order a club?

Well, I'm setting this timer to forever.

I enjoy his opinions on what's ruining America.

More bean boy for the rest of you.

I don't think any of the other teachers would be good enough to replace her Gene! Can't we just postpone the show until Mrs Wohlgamuth's throat gets better? Okay Louise, don't panic. I've got an idea. Dad has a recipe for warm tea that will cure laryngitis.

♪ They're dying in the streets ♪

I-I'm just passionate.

or breaking and entering department, thank you.

It's called Chez Restauranto,

♪ Fa-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

Crap, this happens every year.

Ah, not that but something else.

There he is. Go talk to him.