Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe you'll get hit by a car someday. Nobody gives a shit.
Hi. Oh, my God, hi.
In addition to that, we have a few maintenance issues.
You had a show in town tonight? Yeah, I was at the Burkham Theatre.
Oh, you don't wanna make out with her. You wanna make her cry instead.
Not really. Yeah, you are.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're hitting a rough patch of turbulence here.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, Jeff Taymor.
I'm a really big fan of you. Why don't you sit down?
I know, I wanted to get tickets, but it was too much, so--
Usually don't mean nothing.
Oh, sorry.
It's not gonna fit in the overhead. You can see that.
"What is the meaning of this?" Just so outraged.
And where you gonna go after that? I'm gonna go to the park.
Hey, man, say some shit about Mobile.
But I don't-- I don't have a really compelling reason why not.
Well, I never thought I'd meet you.