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♪ Laugh and cry
You know when "Who Let the Dogs Out?" came out?
Glenn Quagmire?
Listen to me, I don’t like you! Do I give a fuck? What, Chevy! How many fucks do I give? What the fuck are you watching, Chevy? Huh? I didn’t watch bad stuff on my iPad! Give me your fucking iPad! No! Mommy, stop it! (Serena throws Chevy’s iPad) (Chevy crying loudest and screaming loudest) Noooo!!! Mommy no! You better watch your attitude, Chevy. I’m not!
Oh, Daddy.
and I can't get ahold of them.
Well, it's just a thought,
No. What?
I've been trying to call my parents all day,
then this guy we're following never had cancer.
but he won't release it because it's not profitable.
There you go, that's pretty gross.
And even if they do, just ignore them.
Lois?
Yeah. What if Mamie got cancer?
I have to leave, like, now.
Damn it, Brian! That came to me!
Everybody knows now anyway.
I mean, wh-what other choice do I have at this point?
All right, Bonnie.
as the Red Sox bested the Yankees seven to six.
Hey.
I want to see him.
Yeah, so?
I have to tell you.
Oh, my God, just awful.
Hey, buddy, we're...
and figure out the code.
our secret be kept from the public.
I gotta check this out.
Old Stewie here snagged
The one you promised to make for me, your daughter?
Mamie's not getting cancer!
Daddy, we're all sitting here in front of the TV
and that he has two weeks to live.
Beanie?
Daddy, is this true?
Oh, it was easy-- I just took it
Yeah, Brian's right.
but when's Christmas? Not for a while.