Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Got you! You gonna eat that?

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Now Dean Richmond...

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

I'm a grad student.

You mess around

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

(CANS CRUNCHING)

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(BARKS QUIETLY)

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

(CROWD SCREAMING)

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

Number six! Yeah!

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

Here's an idea.

No Titties No Titties

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

No, no, no, no, no

But make sure you read chapter 4

I don't know that fool.

New York, bounce 2 this

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

(SINGING) We're in the money

We're all different.

Yeah! That's a big ass.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

(CREW LAUGHING)

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

there's a scratch in your ass.

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Come On Ovah Here

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

Purple hair, don’t care

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

(CREW LAUGHING)

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

Look at your little purple dress.

No, you don't look excited at all.

One hand on you

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Republicans losing Election results

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

And I feel nice

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

me and Reggie want to send one out

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

So I can kick yo ass!

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

Kalvin & Roscoe a

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Thanks, man. Too much!

For years you've single-handedly alienated

You got more crack than Harlem!

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

'Cause if you're not perfect,

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Yeah, bounce 2 this

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

Why didn't you say anything?

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

They can't see me with your head there.

There you go again,

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

You are special.

Those National Rifle people are right.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

No, sir, I'm fine.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

Oh... Buddy came here?

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!