Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

There you go again,

Purple hair, don’t care

So I can kick yo ass!

(BARKS QUIETLY)

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

Now Dean Richmond...

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

Yeah, bounce 2 this

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

No Titties No Titties

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

Thanks, man. Too much!

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

I don't know that fool.

(SWITCHES LEVER)

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Look at your little purple dress.

They can't see me with your head there.

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Those National Rifle people are right.

Your problem is, you don't work out.

(CROWD SCREAMING)

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

You mess around

I'm a grad student.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

(CREW LAUGHING)

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Republicans losing Election results

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

(CREW LAUGHING)

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

Number six! Yeah!

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

Here's an idea.

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

For years you've single-handedly alienated

You got more crack than Harlem!

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

And I feel nice

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

Yeah! That's a big ass.

New York, bounce 2 this

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

(SINGING) We're in the money

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

No, you don't look excited at all.

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

No, sir, I'm fine.

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

(CREW LAUGHING)

One hand on you

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

Kalvin & Roscoe a

No, no, no, no, no

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

there's a scratch in your ass.

We're all different.

Come On Ovah Here

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

You are special.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

But make sure you read chapter 4

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

Why didn't you say anything?

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

'Cause if you're not perfect,

Oh... Buddy came here?

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

me and Reggie want to send one out

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

(CANS CRUNCHING)