Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

You mess around

Those National Rifle people are right.

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

New York, bounce 2 this

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

(CREW LAUGHING)

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

I'm a grad student.

One hand on you

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

(CROWD SCREAMING)

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

But make sure you read chapter 4

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

(CREW LAUGHING)

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

No Titties No Titties

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

Why didn't you say anything?

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

No, you don't look excited at all.

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

Here's an idea.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

me and Reggie want to send one out

Purple hair, don’t care

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

So I can kick yo ass!

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

We're all different.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Thanks, man. Too much!

Come On Ovah Here

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

You are special.

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

'Cause if you're not perfect,

Now Dean Richmond...

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

Kalvin & Roscoe a

I don't know that fool.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Oh... Buddy came here?

(CANS CRUNCHING)

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

You got more crack than Harlem!

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

Got you! You gonna eat that?

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Yeah! That's a big ass.

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

Republicans losing Election results

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

They can't see me with your head there.

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

Number six! Yeah!

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Look at your little purple dress.

For years you've single-handedly alienated

And I feel nice

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

Yeah, bounce 2 this

No, no, no, no, no

There you go again,

(SINGING) We're in the money

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

Your problem is, you don't work out.

(BARKS QUIETLY)

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

there's a scratch in your ass.

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

No, sir, I'm fine.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)