Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

But make sure you read chapter 4

They can't see me with your head there.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

Why didn't you say anything?

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Thanks, man. Too much!

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

You got more crack than Harlem!

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

(CROWD SCREAMING)

So I can kick yo ass!

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

No, no, no, no, no

(CANS CRUNCHING)

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Kalvin & Roscoe a

You mess around

Those National Rifle people are right.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

(CREW LAUGHING)

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

Purple hair, don’t care

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

me and Reggie want to send one out

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

Number six! Yeah!

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

One hand on you

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

New York, bounce 2 this

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

'Cause if you're not perfect,

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

I don't know that fool.

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Yeah! That's a big ass.

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

For years you've single-handedly alienated

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

(CREW LAUGHING)

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

I'm a grad student.

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

Here's an idea.

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

(SINGING) We're in the money

(CREW LAUGHING)

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

And I feel nice

Your problem is, you don't work out.

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

You are special.

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

Oh... Buddy came here?

there's a scratch in your ass.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

(BARKS QUIETLY)

Look at your little purple dress.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Now Dean Richmond...

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

Come On Ovah Here

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

We're all different.

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

No, sir, I'm fine.

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

No Titties No Titties

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Republicans losing Election results

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

There you go again,

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Yeah, bounce 2 this

No, you don't look excited at all.