Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For years you've single-handedly alienated

(CANS CRUNCHING)

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

(CREW LAUGHING)

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

Yeah, bounce 2 this

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

(CREW LAUGHING)

there's a scratch in your ass.

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

Come On Ovah Here

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Those National Rifle people are right.

Purple hair, don’t care

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

They can't see me with your head there.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

No, no, no, no, no

(CROWD SCREAMING)

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

You got more crack than Harlem!

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

(SWITCHES LEVER)

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

You are special.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

No, sir, I'm fine.

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

So I can kick yo ass!

Look at your little purple dress.

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

No Titties No Titties

You mess around

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Your problem is, you don't work out.

There you go again,

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

And I feel nice

(CREW LAUGHING)

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

Here's an idea.

Number six! Yeah!

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

I'm a grad student.

New York, bounce 2 this

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Oh... Buddy came here?

'Cause if you're not perfect,

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Thanks, man. Too much!

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

me and Reggie want to send one out

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

(SINGING) We're in the money

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

(BARKS QUIETLY)

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Yeah! That's a big ass.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Why didn't you say anything?

Now Dean Richmond...

I don't know that fool.

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

One hand on you

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

But make sure you read chapter 4

Republicans losing Election results

We're all different.

No, you don't look excited at all.

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick