Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

'Cause if you're not perfect,

there's a scratch in your ass.

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

They can't see me with your head there.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

(BARKS QUIETLY)

(CROWD SCREAMING)

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Why didn't you say anything?

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

(SWITCHES LEVER)

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

I'm a grad student.

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

Number six! Yeah!

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

No, you don't look excited at all.

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

For years you've single-handedly alienated

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

Here's an idea.

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Your problem is, you don't work out.

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

One hand on you

There you go again,

Republicans losing Election results

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

But make sure you read chapter 4

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

You mess around

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

Come On Ovah Here

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

Oh... Buddy came here?

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

Yeah, bounce 2 this

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

(SINGING) We're in the money

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

I don't know that fool.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

Look at your little purple dress.

No, sir, I'm fine.

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

Those National Rifle people are right.

You got more crack than Harlem!

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Purple hair, don’t care

Yeah! That's a big ass.

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

Now Dean Richmond...

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Thanks, man. Too much!

(CREW LAUGHING)

So I can kick yo ass!

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

And I feel nice

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

You are special.

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

We're all different.

New York, bounce 2 this

No, no, no, no, no

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

(CANS CRUNCHING)

Kalvin & Roscoe a

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

(CREW LAUGHING)

No Titties No Titties

me and Reggie want to send one out