Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

You got more crack than Harlem!

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

There you go again,

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

Those National Rifle people are right.

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

(CREW LAUGHING)

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Now Dean Richmond...

'Cause if you're not perfect,

No Titties No Titties

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

(BARKS QUIETLY)

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

Come On Ovah Here

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

I'm a grad student.

me and Reggie want to send one out

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

No, no, no, no, no

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

One hand on you

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

Yeah! That's a big ass.

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Oh... Buddy came here?

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

Number six! Yeah!

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

(CANS CRUNCHING)

I don't know that fool.

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

You mess around

We're all different.

(CROWD SCREAMING)

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

Got you! You gonna eat that?

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Look at your little purple dress.

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

Here's an idea.

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

And I feel nice

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

For years you've single-handedly alienated

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

Purple hair, don’t care

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

(CREW LAUGHING)

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

No, sir, I'm fine.

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Republicans losing Election results

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

So I can kick yo ass!

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

Thanks, man. Too much!

New York, bounce 2 this

there's a scratch in your ass.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Your problem is, you don't work out.

But make sure you read chapter 4

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

Why didn't you say anything?

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

No, you don't look excited at all.

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

You are special.

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

Yeah, bounce 2 this

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

(SINGING) We're in the money

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Kalvin & Roscoe a

They can't see me with your head there.