Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

You are special.

There you go again,

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

Got you! You gonna eat that?

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

No, no, no, no, no

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

But make sure you read chapter 4

'Cause if you're not perfect,

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Those National Rifle people are right.

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

New York, bounce 2 this

One hand on you

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

Look at your little purple dress.

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

me and Reggie want to send one out

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

(CREW LAUGHING)

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Your problem is, you don't work out.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

No, sir, I'm fine.

Republicans losing Election results

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

(CROWD SCREAMING)

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Yeah, bounce 2 this

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

So I can kick yo ass!

Kalvin & Roscoe a

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

Purple hair, don’t care

(SINGING) We're in the money

We're all different.

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

I'm a grad student.

(CREW LAUGHING)

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

I don't know that fool.

Now Dean Richmond...

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Number six! Yeah!

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

No Titties No Titties

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

They can't see me with your head there.

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

You got more crack than Harlem!

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Oh... Buddy came here?

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

And I feel nice

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

No, you don't look excited at all.

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

Here's an idea.

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

For years you've single-handedly alienated

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

You mess around

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Why didn't you say anything?

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Come On Ovah Here

(CANS CRUNCHING)

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Thanks, man. Too much!

(BARKS QUIETLY)

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

Yeah! That's a big ass.

there's a scratch in your ass.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING