Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

Got you! You gonna eat that?

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

You are special.

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

New York, bounce 2 this

(CREW LAUGHING)

Why didn't you say anything?

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

There you go again,

Now Dean Richmond...

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

Number six! Yeah!

But make sure you read chapter 4

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

For years you've single-handedly alienated

One hand on you

I'm a grad student.

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Those National Rifle people are right.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

We're all different.

Republicans losing Election results

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

(CROWD SCREAMING)

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

Thanks, man. Too much!

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

(SINGING) We're in the money

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

'Cause if you're not perfect,

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

So I can kick yo ass!

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

No, sir, I'm fine.

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

Yeah, bounce 2 this

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

You mess around

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

You got more crack than Harlem!

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

No, you don't look excited at all.

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

No, no, no, no, no

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

Kalvin & Roscoe a

me and Reggie want to send one out

there's a scratch in your ass.

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

(CANS CRUNCHING)

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

And I feel nice

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Purple hair, don’t care

They can't see me with your head there.

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

Here's an idea.

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

(BARKS QUIETLY)

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

I don't know that fool.

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

Oh... Buddy came here?

Yeah! That's a big ass.

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Come On Ovah Here

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

(CREW LAUGHING)

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

No Titties No Titties

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

Look at your little purple dress.

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.