Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm a grad student.

Those National Rifle people are right.

Good. I'll tend to Shelley.

You are special.

You're just too feisty and too fine. Me and you need to hook up.

Boy, People be smiling. People be smiling.

BOY 1 : Professor Klump. Good morning.

(SNIFFING AND SMACKING LIPS)

me and Reggie want to send one out

Do you know you can get arrested in ·· states

This stuff is... Y'all got to get some collard greens and yams!

'Cause if you're not perfect,

Meilin Lee: (GASPING AND PANTING)

(CREW LAUGHING)

And I’m sorry! Morikawa ran out of gas.

Friday Night, Friday, Friday Night!

My goodness, it is time to take my medication.

CARLA: So you altered her genes?

Got you! You gonna eat that?

I had sex with her, and she had sex with me.

New York, bounce 2 this

I don’t mean that as a euphemism

Yeah, bounce 2 this

lt's your teeth, Reggie.

Fatso!! Ow! Don’t do that

Thanks, man. Too much!

When Mook realize He ain’t never going to get any ass

All right. Thank you. Can you get the bill for me?

Boy, Olympians be fuckin!!

Oh, Lord, this has been a fabulous, wonderful, fabulous evening.

Look at your little purple dress.

Reggie’s mama so fat her belt size is equators Get it equator

Ladies and gentlemen... He was good.

You'll walk over but ya limpin' back

(CROWD SCREAMING)

My ass is gone Now I'm slim, slim, slim

Yeah, I know a wonderful church down there on Main Street,

Yes, I hope nothing's wrong with Oprah.

Oh... Buddy came here?

lt's indescribable. it's just wonderful!

(STRAINING) Let go! Let go!

(BARKS QUIETLY)

ln the storage closet? Yes, Jason!

Oh, Reggie, I heard of dreadlocks, but shitlocks?

and I'm gonna get that grant from Harlan Hartley.

No Titties No Titties

We're all different.

Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey. Slow down.

but this greasy, nasty pork chop,

Where's your Professor Buddy Love?

IT'S SHOWTIME, EVERYBODY!

Ashley & The Flying Monkeys Are So Fat, Their Blood Type is Rocky Road

Number six! Yeah!

But make sure you read chapter 4

Why didn't you say anything?

(SWITCHES LEVER)

Sweet memories will last a long, long time

Muno: This Is some scary shit! Baby Sinclair: Yeah like the Outer Limits

(GASPING) I can't breathe!

the bitch need a Thomas Guide to find Her Buttcrack!

Last time this brother felt a breast, it was in a bucket of KFC.

SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER suck my balls

Kalvin & Roscoe a

I don't know whether to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Wow, these are great seats, Professor.

Watch my feet. Come on with it!

(STUDENTS GASPING AND CHATTERING)

When a fat bitch try to talk to you

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHING)

Republicans losing Election results

You mess around

lf you can prove the formula works, the ten million is ours!

I don't know that fool.

I know what it feels like to be brushed off, and it's okay.

(CREW LAUGHING)

Your problem is, you don't work out.

Come on, come on. No (BEEP) it... Come on.

There you go again,

tHAT FRIDAY FEELING

Ariel & Lilo Pelekai: We Hate Being Called Fish & Alien Luna Girls.

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, hey

My dick! My dick my dick my dick

When you tell amber terry cerner sucks

I HOPE THE HORN FARTS TIL HIS ASSHOLE FALLS OUT! YOU ARE GAY???

No, sir, I'm fine.

You got more crack than Harlem!

Come On Ovah Here

(CLEARS THROAT) Baby'll pop right out.

Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman.

Chunky butt is extremely horny. Excuse me.

lf you're in there and you can hear me, come out!

lt's too late, fat boy. it's over!

When Dispatch asks "Unit calling?"

Mmm-hmm. And I got my razor.

I assure you it is not what it appears to be!

They can't see me with your head there.

Who you think you're talking to, Sherman Klump?

You drink that much formula at one time and it will kill you!

(SINGING) We're in the money

Let's get a big round of applause for Reggie's mama's ass

(GLASS SMASHING AND BREAKING)

For years you've single-handedly alienated

Here's an idea.

(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

There's Carla. I wonder if she's seen Sherman. Carla!

No, you don't look excited at all.

Purple hair, don’t care

I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply

lt's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

You're lot smaller than a less , either that I'm getting bigger.

We've lost so much money, red is our school color.

Yeah! That's a big ass.

A good friend is there for you when you fall but will say I ain't gonna keep picking your big ass up off the floor

So I can kick yo ass!

No, no, no, no, no

there's a scratch in your ass.

(SINGING) Lovin' you is easy, 'cause you're beautiful

I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young,

(CANS CRUNCHING)

Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal & Abby Park: Hand Over The Vial Now!

(CREW LAUGHING)

I'm freaking out over here 'cause Eddie's over here saying some wild crap.

His fraternity was having this thing called Pig Day.

l'll go do this just 'cause you asked me, not 'cause of him.

SHOOT THE DAMN DOG THEN!!!

And I feel nice

Well, sir, I think that's a wonderful idea, sir. Absolutely.

I'm about to lose control and I think I like it

Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool.....

Now Dean Richmond...

The professor must have got a little carried away last night.

One hand on you

(CLOCK BELL STRIKING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

My dick! My dick, my dick, my dick!