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But when a doctor like me walks in and tries to buy a few life-saving drugs,
Well, hello, Ellie Mae.
Say hello to the countess, Ellie Mae.
Granny, I want to have a little talk with you alone.
Go to Canada's, boy.
Now, would you please arrange to transfer a million or so from one of my Swiss accounts into your bank here?
That's just the beginning.
Well, howdy there, Miss Countess, ma'am.
Maria, ain't this kind of sudden?
I know, I know.
But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
I hope you come back and take Vittles with us.
Scared of him?
You know, the Countess flew 6,000 miles for some of your tonic.
How'd that do, Miss Countess?
Y'all come back now, hear?
But if he does, he better be awful polite to Humphrey.
I remember when Granny used to make it in a hollow stump.
But the sign out front said drugstore.
Can I be one of your knights?
Lookie here, Granny.
Well, lock the vault and tell her I'm not in.
I got took to a whatnot shop.
Now you hurry back.
Put the sign on the front that said drugstore.
Never mind.
Do-do-de-do!
Let's get some tonic.