Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.
It's your husband, Humphrey.
Uh-oh!
Yep, Granny, I think you got a good stout batch.
Come back!
Said, California's the place you ought to be.
Good.
I'm only human.
Granny, look what come from Aunt Pearl while you was at the drugstore.
Who said I was gonna marry a Countess?
If you can't believe a sign, what can you believe?
I wouldn't want you to catch it.
Does that mean I can drive you around all the time you're in town?
The longer the name, the shorter the bank account.
What you gonna fix, Granny?
Uncle Jed?
Then don't call them drugstores.
Hey, you got a castle?
I didn't say nothing.
It's a drugstore.
Who?
Black gold.
But Granny, these bottles is what you call sterilized.
Yes, after some of Granny's tonic, you married him?
Not anymore.