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And while you're at it, find one to fit your mouth.
And perhaps I'd better do the talking.
A beautiful peach like the Countess ain't gonna hang on the tree forever.
At the... At the whatnot shop.
He needs a what-not shop.
You can buy step ladders and garden hoses and cheeseburgers.
Ellie Mae, you get off of him.
Say, that's right.
I finally got Mr. Drysdale home, but he was hiring a hawk.
Granny, did you start that story?
No, Jed.
I declare Ellie Mae, you need a panelist.
Light a fire, Jethro.
It is better than that.
A member of international royalty.
I was afraid of that.
No, she just wanted to give me this for a refill.
I give him a double dose of uncut tonic.
That's what Jeff Rowe calls a drugstore.
He was twice your age and she married him.
When you marry up with the Countess, are you gonna live in a castle with a moat and a drawbridge and a tower and a dungeon and knights in iron suits fighting with swords and lances and rescuing damsels in distress?
Hold it, hold it!
It is ostentatious.
Ellie Mae?
A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.
What are you?
Jethro!
Let's go show Uncle Jethro.
I'll just up and quit!
Was I all right?
Guess who is here to see you?
Good.
You told me and Ellie that... Get out!
Put the truck away.
And that's another thing, no tonic except as a going away present.
Uncle Jed says it's all right to go ahead and get the uniform and the license, but then we got to come right back here and talk it over some more.
I cut it.
There's more than one way to skin a cat.