Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So I want to explain what happened back there.

What the hell are these?

- Okay. - Over the moon.

I'll turn this place around just like I did the Nine-Nine.

I work with Jake.

With all due respect,

Me too, 'cause we're, like, really good at it.

I'm being transferred to the public relations office.

Ah, there's that candy bar wrapper I was looking for.

Yeah, and then Dozerman just came in and died.

And four for me as well.

that we should hit the brakes.

Do me a favor and pull the surveillance tapes.

I'm your new captain.

Yeah, I'm just gonna make some copies in here.

Ugh, Jake, no one wants to hear about your sex life.

But I am gonna go over there.

and screw light and breezy, right?

So screw just being colleagues,

after everyone leaves.

Oh, that's a yes. Oh, my God, you had sex.

So how was the date with the floozy?

like a shoebox one buries a dead hamster in.

According to your Dozer-pad, four of your coworkers

but that's all in the past,

I am very disappointed in both of you.

We're in the clear.

I'm just gonna look in here.

I know you said you don't want to date cops,

We've narrowed it down to two choices...

Boom, I've already established my authority

I look forward to doing meaningful work

but the person that I'm taking on a date

We kissed, like, three hours ago.

Nothing bad happened?

that pigeon is clearly a Ray J.

because of how well I would handle it.

That's the first time I've seen him smile.

things are gonna get much, much worse.

They also informed me that I carry the gene

How do we make it not weird?

It's your job now.

I live my life by numbers.

and a countdown clock to remind you