Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not as smart as you. Plus, the boys are getting strippers.
Theresa? What about me?
Come on!
- Are you crying? - No.
Caesar's didn't have a permanent Springsteen exhibit.
- You are my girlfriend. - Glad to hear it.
I don't understand. This afternoon you were doing so good.
- He's my dad. - So what?
Winner. Pay the line.
Get all the Newpsies into limos, drive to L. A...
Yeah. I did lose your bar mitzvah money, though. Sorry.
No, I'm at the Hard Rock, of all places.
Nothing. I just don't know why he'd do that. They had a deal.
What? Since when? You can't go. We're getting married next week.
Marty, are you in?
- Two weeks. - Wow. They're really doing it.
Definitely a spectacle.
I have been crying actual tears over that ass, and he's kissing randoms.
The thing is, I'm kind of in love with my girlfriend, and that makes it weird.
Well, that was some performance.
- I don't even... Two thousand dollars? - I'll ask the Cohens.
Please, I know you'd never sleep with Jeff. He doesn't make enough money.
- Theresa? - Housekeeping.
- Good night. - Good night.
I heard Robert Campbell is gonna turn that area into an outdoor mall.
...and go bowling, which is not as weird as it sounds.
So how did it go with my dad?
Between my money and Theresa's money, it's only 3000.
Did you see that?
Marissa's still here.
She's not a whore, okay? She goes to UNLV.
...but a couple of guys from my class are doing this poker thing.
Honey, when are you gonna realize there is nothing your dad wouldn't do?
- I thought you loved the Vegas. - I do. I do love the Vegas.
We don't need strange, naked men dancing in front of us to be entertained.
- Hello? - Maybe she's still at work.
The same way you'd be fine with it if Oliver was sleeping on her couch.
- You're going down, bitch. - Who are you calling "bitch," bitch?
I think we have, like, juice, soda... Beer?
But other than that, nothing.
Yes, good to see you. We have the penthouse all ready for you.
Enjoy your bachelor party.
You didn't ask. We volunteered.
So, what was the plan, Hailey?
...she's gonna make me take her to a place called The Petting Zoo...
I just almost bowled a strike.
I should take you up there this weekend, you'll love it.