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Good to know.
Just one night. Business.
I mean, I am your girlfriend, right?
...to a friend on the city council and got them to deny us the liquor license.
She said I can go stay with her as long as I pay my own way.
Just want to make sure you're okay. Ryan's here. He'd like to say hi...
Well, I can take care of Theresa. You guys should go.
Hi. The name is Cohen. C-O-H-E-N. I think that's how you spell it.
- What is it? - On how you feel about drunken catfights.
- Hello? - He's kissing another girl.
Thanks, but I'm probably not gonna be here that much longer.
- You have fake IDs? - C.D. Sebulski, it's good to meet you.
Ryan, hey. Hey, man, are you asleep?
- Or else he'll say it isn't his. - Who else's could it be?
If you win, great. If not, well, then Theresa never has to know.
Summer had to go home, but she wants us to call if we go out.
There's so many bikini-clad women, I haven't thought about Summer since...
Listen, I'm gonna start you off slow. If you suck, I'm just gonna cut you off.
...if... - if you would come to our hotel room...
But I can't. I can't just go up to a strange girl and say...
Actually, you know what? We'll take that tour.
Yeah, well, you should call them. You should bring them over.
Really sweet.
- Marissa's fine with it. - I'm sure she is.
...who's just trying to make his way in the world?
Or I could invite the girls over and I could throw you...
...of $5000.
And that's not entirely true.
I'm out.
No, I can't impose on Seth's parents forever.
- Yeah. - Congratulations on selling the restaurant.
Do I have any say in this?
Seth, it's Vegas.
- Now we have a good Vegas story. - I don't think you wanna tell people...
...now I have four of them taking advantage of me in my hotel room.
You see, Jeffrey here might be a stripper, but, honey, you're a whore.
The Wayfarer Chapel it is.
Your dad might be going to Vegas this weekend.
Are you talking to me?
What is this place?
...and pay him half a billion dollars for the coastline.
...at the Wayfarer's Chapel?
...that you lost your bar mitzvah money on prostitutes.