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You're the ones that dressed up all sexy,
What does Lars have that I don't?
-Well it's not that bad. -It's fine.
It's PC bullshit.
-Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah!
-from the Despicable Me franchise. -What?
It is bananas that we have to dress up like fast-food mascots or get sent home.
-become an insult?
-I'm happy, too.
I can't! I'm likable, that's my thing.
-Uh--
Stop quoting my legendary law commercials.
Anyone else feelin' me?
We went out for, like, five fudgin' days.
I guess now I'm just...
Whoa! What are you doin' here?
-And you! -Oh, no.
-Of course you can. -Oh, thank goodness!
I think.
-People tell you what to wear! -I just--
It's completely unfair the girls got detention.
-No! -The ship is malfunctioning.
Hey, firefly. So, here's the bra with several radishes in it.
Ew! You're crying now?
-Oh!
and I don't want people to think that I'm like you.
Well, well, well.
Didn't you get the memo, Dan? Chivalry's dead.
I think it might just be this long conversation we all have to keep having!
-Uh... -Now everybody look at Missy.
Revealing a butt crack
Downside is, you know,
Um...
Why do you always have to be such a goody-goody?
Oh, please. Monkeys do it every day.
Hey, man, how you gonna pay for this Nazi dildo?
Missy, the ship has sustained too much damage
Guys, it's just hard to be a boy these days.