Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then there was surfactants.

Dude, this dip is the shit.

- Hey! Hey! Stop that. - Hey, relax, relax. She'll be okay.

You should really get to a hospital.

What are you doing?!

Then why the hell do you have eight government agencies,

What does that even mean?

Little factoid for you...

You know who else loves turtles? My husband.

You said it was a sea turtle.

Where are you going? That's the front of the boat.

Oh, it's so tight.

That's right. It is meant for doorknobs.

- Ohh! - Oh, god.

But I'm not talking about my wife.

God, you look so beautiful in this dress.

We've sold it to 500 municipalities and counting.

And they said this shit was bad, so you know it's bad.

I know you're not married, but are you still together?

Would you like some champagne?

I'm working down the hall on something else.

My gosh. Thank you, sir.

What's what is what?

This is not meant for humans!

A bikini? I said maybe you'd be more comfortable

Can't believe we actually made it.

Say goodbye to her, kids!