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I can't do that here. It would blow up the company.
I mean, why would I want to sleep with you?
- You're so smart. - Okay, family vote.
- Well, that would've been embarrassing. - Yeah.
I love turtles. Look at his face. Just makes me laugh.
Yeah, it's not like it's a public ferry.
Ooh, you got one of her kitten bikinis, too.
The goon runs strong in this family.
- Do you know him? - Th-that guy?
No. No, you... you lost one on... on the mountain.
shiit
Come on!
Ugh! He's so rough.
- Well, just keep going. - It's so tight.
I'd very much like to see you in one.
- Yeah, it's okay. - So, let me ask you something.
Perhaps you'd like to slip into a bathing suit downstairs?
I'm sorry, but none of this means anything to me.
- Is that what she told you? - "She"?
When Caesar crossed into Gaul,
Oh, my god. You're so rich.
Did you think that's a possibility?
What?
Is your wife having a good time?
Look at what I am offering, and you're just staring
- What? - You just killed a 200-year-old animal!
Yeah, I guess it does. Sorry.
How'd you get home?
- Hey. Hey! - Hey.
All right, back away, everybody. I got the last one.
Hey, dude, we're pulling the trigger tonight.
You know what? You really do.
Oh, they're in there.