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Your heart is true
They had said he would never walk again.
Excuse me, you made a mistake.
if that doesn’t ease the lonely nights, i don’t know what will
The best way to tell if a melon is ripe is Southern. You thump it.
Yes, I do.
Only once.
Don't you remember the day after we moved in
I'm not going in on this. I don't even like loin of pork.
Oh, I feel like putting my arms around Mother Nature and giving her a big kiss.
But then I met Rose. and I realized I could have shown up naked.
$15.99? Now, this is just too extravagant.
Oh, well, you'll have to get yourself another kitty.
but you can see if they cheated you out of raisins.
it would be in their best interest to band together.
But I wouldn't feel right having a home if he didn't.
- I thought I heard a strange noise. - What kind of strange noise?
You can borrow my bubble bath anytime you want.
I didn't know that people actually talk back to their Rice Krispies.
Do you think it was just a fluke, or do you think we could learn to like each other?
I kicked them out one morning, and that very afternoon
He threw me out of my apartment, but I couldn't sleep with his best friend.
out on the veranda, when a beam of moonlight hit my cleavage.
Oh, and there's a Mrs. Rogers lives across the street.
Thanks to all this constant bickering, I now have a splitting headache.
But bigger than a flea circus.