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This is the lanai. It is wonderful in the summertime.
You bought pantyhose in petite Anybody could see, you couldn't get those past your knees
Oh, really, really? And the neighbors can't see in.
and scared and by yourself.
Gee, this is fun already, being roomies with you two.
Listen, since this is our first night as roommates,
- You mean, you didn't get dumped? - Well, actually, I did by my landlord.
and I'm not about to part with Mr. Peepers.
But they shot him into a tree.
All right, then I'm not going in on this nightstick.
That's very good. I like a roommate with a sense of humor.
- Can I pet your cat, lady? - Why, sure, sweetheart.
And the card attached would say
They'd do it in the mud if they had to.
Am I on Candid Camera?
Yes. Between the Lindstroms and the Johanssons.
- What's his name? - Mr. Peepers.
Well, I thought I heard a prowler outside.
Oh, I guess you two have been through a lot together, huh?
Ma, you know that's not true.
He walked.
Oh, listen, I can let my hair down and get crazy with the best of them.
It's obnoxious
oh, let’s not drive. let’s skip there.