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God, i would Do anything
Yeah. My date is Going to pick me up In a couple minutes.
Yes, sir, But, sir,
And he seemed like Such a nice chairman Of the joint chiefs of staff.
That stupid mailman."
That shoots my plans For the evening.
A promise Is a promise.
Oh, i just don't Believe this.
* Our troubles Are all the same *
Hey, admiral, thanks. These are great hats.
Sam: oh, dear.
What's the number For 911?
All right, sammy. We're here for you.
With nice hair.
I'm impressed, Young man.
With A life saver candy.
You rush down and Fill in the seat?
Could you find out why Nobody has ever called,
That could use Your services.
Thank you.
There was This one time
Want to steal Your earrings?
You said "maybe!"
Maybe he did take them.
No wonder they charge you So much over there.
Calm down. Will you calm down, Please?
Yeah. Right! Absolutely!
They're earrings. You'll buy Another pair.
You were right, carla.
Oh, who am i kidding?
Nobody gives up tying Home runs like sam malone.
Admiral crowe came in And asked to use the phone.
Perhaps when i get up to Go to the powder room,
A rich doctor. Cardiologist. Leader in his field.
Sam, how'd you Wrangle a ticket To that seagoing soiree?
I don't think That dress is Meant to do that.