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She must be what, uh, 12, 13 by now?
Well, that's easy for you to say.
We plant trees, pick up litter, cut up milk bones
- and hid me from... - Freeze, Patsy Crime!
into a Chevy commercial, so I, uh, changed a few lines.
It's time for you to take control of your own destiny.
Someone's lookin' at a snake in her mailbox.
for dinner in five minutes.
ketchup, Coca-Cola, and fricasseed possum.
Lurleen, the court orders you
No, he can't.
and that new song you wrote is gonna be a really big hit.
That's like someone who doesn't like hamburgers or hot dogs.
Western wear merchandising and TV movies.
And while I'm in the hospital,
She needs to see you right away!
Oh, Daddy, you made me the happiest girl
- Confederate degenerate? - Southern-fried succubus?
that lasts more than five years.
Why, it's right...
I'll always be able to see your face.
o/~ He's leaving his daughter again. o/~
Lurleen, this barbecue is delicious!
Why'd you jump off the roof?
"Boy, you sure have married a lot of super-hunks."
Well, you're a bigger woman than I am.
then take a walk on the ceiling.
who's, uh, actually me with a fake moustache.
out of $2,500. We are now worse than broke.
was so patriotic, they decided to make it
It's not real.
Oh, and you've gotta share your tips with Manuel,
Well, at least she's got a friend.
You're holding it.
I just want to win one thing in my life!