Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Every year, I enter a poem with the word "poop" in it,

I think she was embarrassed

♪ Memories ♪

Did the girls audition for the parts, or how did you choose?

There's a local branch?

This all went more smoothly

I can't see what's around the tree

...with something that looks like gingerbread on her glasses.

when they called me, but they said I'm the only sub

-of the long night... -Go. Go.

Anyway, she's gonna be fine, but she's in surgery

Don't worry. I'm gonna get it all on tape.

Sounds like you're both

I don't know a way through, but I'll give you a boost.

It's, uh, it's on that street.

♪ With me ♪

-What?! Right, sorry. -Shh.

I didn't see that crucial detail till it was too late to change.

Remember, the holiday poetry contest

then ten or 12 minutes of a kind of...

Oh, I feel really bad about myself right now.

(gasps) Oh, my God! There's a cab!

Two parents, three kids' Christmas performances.

-Thank you. -You make this?

I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You'll be great.

and she'll tell you what to do

It was a lady who sees the future for 1000 YARN Memes Coins. Huh? And you believed it?

at the library?

-These are words. Tonight we're playing... -Sorry.

-I don't know. -Aah!

And we don't have gingerbread, so this is odd.

I'm at the library, she's not at the library.

In a few minutes, these brave sixth graders

Uh, why don't you go mingle with the other residents, huh, Zoe? Ooh, ah! That's the stuff! Ah, yeah!

I'll give myself a funny accent.

-Camera, Bob. Camera! -Right, right.

-(applause) -(sniffles)

Do-do you know what a library looks like?

but the best presents are sitting here,

I don't know. Grown-ups always look that way to me.