Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...was the world's smallest cedar-lined den of inequity.
Miranda had invoked our code phrase.
There it was, taunting me. Ben 's secret box of freakdom.
Have you guys had dinner together? Have you seen a play, anything?
...dated.
-Connecticut? -What's wrong with Connecticut?
He's just amazing at eating pussy.
I think you should know my specialty is sexual harassment.
-Eating out? -Shouldn't it be eating in?
There was nothing "non " about it.
-Unbelievable. -Isn't it? Fat from my own ass.
SIap me hard.
I'm gonna go.
That's why I don't date anymore. Women are bizarre.
The frightening woman whose fear ate her sanity.
My friend's marriage didn't Iast, but Tweety Bird did.
...hoping to make it to their final destination: the state of matrimony.
...if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us.
I Iike scrappy.
He was a kleptomaniac.
Hey, sexy, I'm over here.
I just wanted to see what the guy ate...
An excellent first-date pedigree.