Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-What are you doing this weekend? -Big plans.

Then I guess this is goodnight.

I just have to wear this girdle for a week to keep my skin tight.

The best part is, you get to eat Iike a pig before, fatten up your ass...

That's completely unfair.

Things were actually going remarkably well.

You're obviously not from here.

There, next to his Brooks Brothers suits...

While Miranda was busy feeding her pussy...

I once saw the world's fattest twins at a state fair. They were both married.

Do you think I Iook 40?

I was so optimistic, I had actually agreed to go on my first blind date in two years.

Last month, I went out with a woman who slept with her shoes on.

And in the meantime, we always have Manhattan.

...Iistened to...

-Favorite ice cream? -Strawberry.

For a lapsed Episcopalian, it was a very Good Friday.

I guess I was Iooking for something.

Charlotte's not having a relationship, she's having multiple orgasms.

-I'm just gonna freshen up. -I think you're pretty fresh already.

And it didn't feel weird at all.

-Yes! -Wednesday.