Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I guess I was Iooking for something.

That's completely unfair.

I just have to wear this girdle for a week to keep my skin tight.

The best part is, you get to eat Iike a pig before, fatten up your ass...

-I'm just gonna freshen up. -I think you're pretty fresh already.

There, next to his Brooks Brothers suits...

I once saw the world's fattest twins at a state fair. They were both married.

-What are you doing this weekend? -Big plans.

You're obviously not from here.

-Yes! -Wednesday.

Charlotte's not having a relationship, she's having multiple orgasms.

-Favorite ice cream? -Strawberry.

...Iistened to...

And in the meantime, we always have Manhattan.

Then I guess this is goodnight.

While Miranda was busy feeding her pussy...

Last month, I went out with a woman who slept with her shoes on.

For a lapsed Episcopalian, it was a very Good Friday.

Things were actually going remarkably well.

I was so optimistic, I had actually agreed to go on my first blind date in two years.

Do you think I Iook 40?

And it didn't feel weird at all.