Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Matthew Berry is the prettiest girl in this bar, and

We're trying to, you know, help you out a little bit.

Taco, I'm Matthew.

Nice. Congrats.

You... you don't need anything.

Do they even look like sisters?

I have to get back to work.

He's a friend of ours who's going to have sex with Andre's date.

Nothing's gonna happen.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't have a son.

bogart my date with Matthew Berry.

else comes in and scores a touchdown.

And you look just like Tom Cruise.

game, all right?

I'm in surgery.

It's delicious.

Oh, that'd be cool.

Oh, yeah, and the worst stuff behind his back.

I'll convert right now.

Football's just like white noise.

Have you been looking at porn on my computer?

You pulled in, like, ten minutes ago.

Double au pair!

I want a kid so I can have an au pair.

interest in rock climbing.

What are you... Gah, oh... What... now... Can I get a beer?

I'm just-- I'm trying.

Wow, what a great first date idea.

If you must know, I work at an orphanage.

Are you pulling me from the game?

happened to me.

It's disrespectful.

I... I understand that.

If I was that guy, I'd be, like, "Oh, is LaGarrett Blount

These are little bite marks.

Please. The night you proposed, I said, "What's the bulge in your pocket?"

You said something about LaGarrett Blount. I... I... I

Listen, I'm here to help.

I'll convert right now on you.

Kevin, have you been looking at porn on my computer?

And a half chub?