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I sweat like a man.
Hi, I'm Andre Nowzick.
Uhh... ♪ Sweet, salty, crunchy, too.
No worries.
Tell me everything.
question.
Did you vulture my au pair?
What? Uh... You look away.
We're going to go see some hot jazz or, you know...
You know, my sister has a retrograde uterus.
Yeah, don't, don't shake him.
And congratulations. Hey.
See you guys.
You guys still doing missionary Wednesdays?
This is the ultimate hookup.
Uh, yeah, I'll just... I'll hang onto this, see if...
Actually, I don't think so.
Oh, don't bring this up.
- Rhamondre Stevenson
You got your shot.
Uh, the rope.
Have you seen my wife?
Were you just looking at that waitress?
I'm just going to make a peanut butter and jelly.
Three yards? Are you kidding?
Not again.
get together for some drinks.
I always drink responsibly.
Look, you guys can all hang out here and watch the games, but that is it.
Thank you Justr... Justrum
of all time.
I'm just snacking. Chip?
But who would save her from you?
'Cause, uh, you know, it's old school.
You will be dating a Chicago Bear by the end of the week.
We were having fun!
Dr. Andre Nowzik for two, please.
I didn't... Think of tonight as a dress
Vanessa... she is hot.
How did you know about this place?
Okay.
Got an A-plus in the au pair department.
Andre, I'm not going to interfere as long as you don't
But why aren't you inside of me right now?
So we saw, like, 20 houses, and they were all awful, you know.
And I smell like... Ow!
Everyone knows that I can score.
He's doing fine.
Andre, I thought you were turning off the charm machine.
Just shoot it real quick, and, uh...
I thought we had plans.
It's hydraulics.
Hey guys.
emotional cheating, and this is not acceptable.
Yeah, that's true.
Why? The jazz place doesn't have a bathroom?
You want to watch, like, MTV or something?
What are you doing here?