Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Whoa! -[docent] Okay,

Freddy, Anthea, don't!

The other Champions...

wizard-y mumbo-jumbo about realms and stuff.

sealing it away forever.

Guys, I had a staff. I gave you all superpowers.

-[creature roars] -[unicorns roar]

[sniffs] porta-potty.

What did she say? What are you doing?

Power of axis. Very cool, very,

I'm stuck in a concrete box surrounded by lunatics

and stole all your coin and then fled,

-Yeah. -Why do you have sunglasses on?

Oh, man. I missed you guys.

But your heart is wise.

What is wrong with these people?

We're still kinda workshopping it, so...

A little more sarcastic than Billy said,

but, like, in a dangerous way.

[Ladon growling]

can learn to live in peace.

[unsettling music playing]

Friend of Freddy's, I hear.

let's go back to the tape.

not like the ponies from your storybooks.

-what a great guy you are. -We need to talk.

gonna let 'em all down. You know?

about that god realm of yours?

What are you talking about?

-[Shazam] No! -[women grunting]

I was just brave because I knew I had powers.

[heroic music playing]

[Victor] Is this an army of unicorns

We should see it performed live.

and, Freddy, he's trying to give me a message.

and open your eyes and laugh

-[Freddy gasps] -Your crutch!

I won't touch him. You have my word.

this realm has ever witnessed.

Relax. We know who you are.

-[growls] -[groaning]

I think this is a perfectly acceptable indoor voice volume.

Till I see you on the other side, sister.

By the way, uh, she has a sister.

is a thing of beauty.

Why would I wanna do that? Yes!

Well, good things can happen at night.

I want to contribute.

[Freddy] Billy?

She sure didn't see that coming

-No? -Okay. I'm out.

You are a lost boy

Make sure you put a dash in there, though,

[Shazam] Look, look, look. Fam,

What else have we learned, fam?

if I had gone to college.

Do you think she wears a ponytail and glasses

Let's see how you like being sealed off in a dying world.

and I didn't want to spook him.

Look, we've seen what you can do.

[car horn honking]

Mostly with you.

Just be at the Rock, Freddy.

but you don't deserve strawberry.

and I mean this from the bottom of my heart,

"Dark caverns. Ambrosia"?

"The Wisdom of Solomon,

The skin peeled off his face.

-Quiet! -Okay, okay.

[Freddy] Oh, shit.

Do not underestimate the judgement of the wizard.

-[object clatters] -[Freddy yelps]

[unsettling music playing]

[clicks tongue] I have a plan.

go kick their ass, okay?

You know, you're not such a bad wizard.

She's not in there.

Now it's time for you to fly.

Wonder Woman doesn't have a job!

and they're not shitty, they're new.

but I really don't, okay?

Learn some about your world,

From the Tree of Life.

I'm wondering, how did the staff end up in Europe,

-Okay. -Bye, Mom.

[Mary and Pedro gasp]

-Well, you must get up. -For what?

[Hespera] Even if we did, the Tree of Life

-But we don't need guns! -[gasps]

and you have the gall

Now let's see if that girlfriend of yours can be trusted.

which grows golden apples that contain the seeds of life

Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane.

Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs]

-On the other hand, dragon! -Dragon!

I'm just kidding, it's real easy.

Have you decided what you're gonna do

-[music stops] -[birds cawing]

two separate groups of superheroes

You're back! Billy told me all about you.

I thought we brought her in too easily.

And talented. And ridiculously handsome,

The unidentified barrier appears

Oh, good first sentence. Thanks, Darla.

[ominous music playing]

[creature screeches]

Let's try this crazy thing.

Oh. Okay, cool,

So I was sitting, yeah...

to handle what's inside my brain.

but a little immature.

Give us the powers, child.

Look at him, he's so handsome.

Strength of Hercules, Stamina of Atlas,

[mysterious music playing]

They drive a Dodge Ram.

Your fanatical tone echoes our uncle Hades.

[Shazam] In point of fact is exactly the kind of

when all they do is dismantle it at every turn.

[mysterious music playing]

You know, I never thought I'd say this about a dragon,

My sweet Freddy, I'm ready if need be.