Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Say their names.

Even though I don't like you very much,

[people chattering]

[Freddy] This is it. This is big time.

Which brings us to our current exhibit,

Freddy, I've never had a family. You know that.

gods considered humans servants,

[Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as

Victor and Rosa are saints, yes, but you're about to age out

Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival.

Hey, buddy! Where you at?

[chuckles] I think I got that in the bag.

and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together.

If you say you have to work...

-Hmm. -Seriously. Ask him.

I mean, I know I shave, like, every week-ish.

Oh, my baby. No.

Or is this like a "Canadian girlfriend" situation?

With the wisdom of...

You play the part of a man,

[all screaming]

[man] Leave me to die.

I promise after this

There's this terrorist hostage situation going on, so...

[sentimental piano music playing]

Is this a joke, Freddy?

Let's just get outta here! "LET'S just get outta here!"

you would naturally give chase, would you not?

-[sniffs] -[galloping in the distance]

[magical voices] Say their names. Say their names.

Hagrid beard, Batman voice.

Well, I mean, not this exactly.

Let me see this.

and a precocious young man with an encyclopedic knowledge regarding magical shit.

[Mary screaming]

[Shazam] Hi, God... No?

the wizards apparently encased the God Realm in some

You don't know what you've done.

I'm okay. Go back inside.

-And death. -[sighs]

What is happening right now? All or none, guys!

-[Shazam grunts] -[gasps]

-the Justice... -Yes!

To fight crime?

It's the wizard.

-killing Genghis Khan? -Yes.

It's all about family

[Super Hero Eugene] Well, that's kinda cute.

You gave 'em to me, so you can take 'em back, right?

Help, somebody! [screams]

[docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few

[Anthea] We agreed to restore balance

and then, you know,

and yours that will mend it.

I know this is a lot to take in,

-Yeah, seems definitive. -I dunno.

You are not fit to wield it.

A meaningless measure.

Where he always is.

Do you wanna meet one of them?

[inhales sharply]

Now, go fight for your family.

-Burn! -[chuckles]

And I can't say this to anyone else,

but I promise to explain it all later.

[tense music playing]

then, like, 'yours, trul...'

[Freddy chuckles]

Also, nobody messes with my town!

you do, yeah, but you know,

unleashed against an unknown enemy.

Billy. Billy, come on.

If thieves stormed your home in the night

Thank you. What did you just call me?

but I think I have a few experiences that you don't have.

[alarm blaring]

and super loud and he was trying to warn us, I think.

[both grunting]

A bizarre and gruesome scene unfolded

Come on, Billy, come on! Powers, powers, powers.

I'll just see you on the same side. I'll just see you on the same side. I'll just see you on the same side. I'll just see you on the same side.

[people chattering]

-[chuckles] -[Brett] There she is.

I was just telling my friend Anne

Oh, they're coming. Listen to me, Billy.

Oh, sorry, Coach. Gotta fly IRL.

[dramatic music playing]

No, human. You forgot about mine.

-I do. -Anyway, okay, well, um...

is gettin' a little moist.

So when I found you guys, I had to hang on

-[crackling] -[gasps]

Good, isn't it?

Stick to saving the world, kid.

Or me wanting to go to college

Guys, that's what I call a total success.

I don't know, man. This is your meeting.

At some point, Billy, like

I see how it is.

I never said I was rejected by my city.

Basically, I was sitting right here, and he was sitting

-[Super Hero Eugene] You okay? -[breathing heavily]

[dramatic music playing]

Which remains hidden in a place unreachable

I regret ever choosing you.

In Homer's tale,

[screams, grunting] Again?

Hey, hey! This is what you want, right?

[Shazam groans]

and warm and funny. [chuckles]

Like, normally, it's Wonder Woman

-[snorts] -[Shazam chuckles]

[Freddy yelping]

[Shazam] "Destroy bridge"? What?